Photo Caption
Good with one-liners and witty retorts? For a bit of fun why not have a go at our Photo Caption.
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Captions so far...
Spender Penny on 09/06/2008
Right! I've got the cage on. Now where does the back ring go?
slapalotocock on 09/06/2008
Ooooh look! I can see Uranus.
Googlugger on 09/06/2008
And is it OK to wear this device in the shower?
BloaterBoy on 09/06/2008
Should've gone to Tickleberry
Simie on 14/06/2008
No really, it's supposed to be a hamster
sm04 on 15/06/2008
Think this looks bad, try smelling it!
Vague on 22/06/2008
Mistress is angry, better hide!
Omnipotent Goddess on 29/06/2008
little prick should have known Mistress wasn't joking when She said She'd turn his balls blue before She took them.
Tom Allen on 01/07/2008
Hey, you said that Richard Gere was going to show up!
substrate on 02/07/2008
Mrs Tiggywinkle's nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle. "Oh dear" she said, "Peter Rabbit has lost his chastity device again."
Narthix on 03/07/2008
How am I supposed to please Mistress like this?
Fox on 12/07/2008
Right, Does this come in Magnum?
Prickless on 12/07/2008
"I wish they'd stop supersizing these brandy snaps!"
sandman9355 on 21/07/2008
You think that having your manhood locked into a chastity device is bad? Look what *I* have to deal with!
Indigo on 21/07/2008
"Game of tubular balls anyone?"
TJ on 25/07/2008
When the toilet paper ran out, Mistresses solution didn't go down well with her slave.
TJ on 12/08/2008
Recession hits Nasa Space Project.
harty on 28/08/2008
now I cant quite remember does it go in me or me in it??
Yeoman on 08/09/2008
One arse and a thousand pricks thats a strange one to me!
Viper on 12/09/2008
if you think this is bad, you see my flat mate
simeon on 26/09/2008
Headlines tonight on the news at 10: the infamous hedgehog robber has finally been found in london zoo today trying to pass himself off as an aardvark.
72cat on 14/10/2008
duz my cock look big in this
ChastityBoy on 20/10/2008
On sale for only $4.95 and you can wear it through the airport metal detector!
Muth on 20/10/2008
"Now, I'm not saying I get turned on by uniforms, but if this doesn't get me picked up by an RSPCA officer I guess nothing will..."
me on 22/10/2008
Hedge hog wonders if comptetition will ever end.
Grissom on 17/11/2008
Even the Mistress felt cruel when she showed her slave her new CBT improvisation...
dave on 11/12/2008
That's American manufacturing for you! I measured myself very carefully in millimetres and they made it in Inches!!
Privileged Guest on 05/01/2009
is this what they mean by tunnel vision?
Lenz03954 on 22/01/2009
Bring on the Bukkake!
mustang on 04/02/2009
...and I'm not coming out until after NEXT election!
treason666 on 23/02/2009
I think THIS is why I should let Mistress help me...
treason666 on 23/02/2009
I don't think I should play with Mommy and Daddy's things anymore...
PWhip on 10/03/2009
Mistress said to put it on, but not which end!
Schteff on 14/04/2009
Well, if this really turns you on I'll wear it for you.
ianpenfold on 15/05/2009
See what happens when you leave you're tube lying around? your balls seperate and someone else hogs it!
Lamentia Nocturna on 22/05/2009
This could get sticky in more ways than one
Tribalbritt on 27/05/2009
I know I'm ugly but it used to be a paper bag they used!
JD on 29/05/2009
My mates told me this hole is glorious but I haven't got a clue. Maybe if those worm things stopped spitting on me I would be able to see what they were on about.
scone on 12/07/2009
i turned into pinnochio. because i said i was a huge prick!
cyclepath on 18/07/2009
I am a dalek and you will be exterminated
pegman on 04/08/2009
I think my mistress must be upset with me, look at this new butt plug she wants me to have!
Purple Angel on 09/08/2009
Ah now I understand, he sticks it in here and I hold it with my teeth until Mistress says let go.
crash on 05/09/2009
wow WHAT A HOLE
kittenAB on 17/09/2009
Armageddon!!!
mjbj23 on 08/10/2009
My mistress took my penis away from me and replaced it with this toilet paper role so I wouldn't play with myself anymore
jeffe' on 17/10/2009
this is how hamsters get where they belong, isn't it?
Kajagoogoo on 23/10/2009
Henry's world record cardboard eating challenge had gone badly wrong...
Marco on 02/02/2010
The model was good quality, soft and warm, but I had a hard time pulling it down over my shoulders.
krauss on 05/02/2010
First, a chastity tube for downstairs so I couldn't please Mistress that way... now a tube for upstairs too? I'll never feel or even taste Mistress now!!
Noypi on 29/03/2010
Hi! I'm Tom. Peeping Tom!
kenny on 17/06/2010
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhh..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newby on 25/06/2010
'You put your whole self in..........'
silkysmooth1963 on 07/07/2010
Curiosity, The Key To Invention !