Photo Caption
Good with one-liners and witty retorts? Have a go at our Photo Caption competition. The winner will be the one we judge to be the funniest, and will receive a £20.00 Gift Certificate.
To enter, just click on Add Your Caption below. Let us have your email address (otherwise we can’t tell you if you’ve won!). The winner will be informed a week after the closing date of 31st August
For more details read the Competiton Guidelines
Do you have a photo that might be suitable for the competition? Email and we’ll take a look.
Can you think of a caption for the photo? Add your caption!
Captions so far...
Spender Penny on 09/06/2008
Right! I've got the cage on. Now where does the back ring go?
slapalotocock on 09/06/2008
Ooooh look! I can see Uranus.
Googlugger on 09/06/2008
And is it OK to wear this device in the shower?
BloaterBoy on 09/06/2008
Should've gone to Tickleberry
Simie on 14/06/2008
No really, it's supposed to be a hamster
sm04 on 15/06/2008
Think this looks bad, try smelling it!
Vague on 22/06/2008
Mistress is angry, better hide!
Omnipotent Goddess on 29/06/2008
little prick should have known Mistress wasn't joking when She said She'd turn his balls blue before She took them.
Tom Allen on 01/07/2008
Hey, you said that Richard Gere was going to show up!
substrate on 02/07/2008
Mrs Tiggywinkle's nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle. "Oh dear" she said, "Peter Rabbit has lost his chastity device again."
Narthix on 03/07/2008
How am I supposed to please Mistress like this?
Fox on 12/07/2008
Right, Does this come in Magnum?
Prickless on 12/07/2008
"I wish they'd stop supersizing these brandy snaps!"
sandman9355 on 21/07/2008
You think that having your manhood locked into a chastity device is bad? Look what *I* have to deal with!
Indigo on 21/07/2008
"Game of tubular balls anyone?"
TJ on 25/07/2008
When the toilet paper ran out, Mistresses solution didn't go down well with her slave.
TJ on 12/08/2008
Recession hits Nasa Space Project.
harty on 28/08/2008
now I cant quite remember does it go in me or me in it??